The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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