im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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