i can't believe i had my finger in that
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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