I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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