if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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