No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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