Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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