It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So much rum. So many feels.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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