what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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