you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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