two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I party with great urgency now.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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