if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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