What a fucking waste of an outfit
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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