this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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