you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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