so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
soo... how was my night?
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