I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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