Do vagina's smell?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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