I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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