I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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