you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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