do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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