This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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