Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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