i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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