Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You ruined the universe
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Randomize
