im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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