You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
i out mim tonsoeep
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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