I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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