I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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