Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
