But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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