Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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