dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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