I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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