and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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