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I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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