So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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