u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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