I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's blow job season.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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