Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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