You surviving the open bar?
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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