I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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