I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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