Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Still dying that you shit outside
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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