I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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