You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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