so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
