can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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