i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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